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if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

"Never get too attached to anyone unless they also feel the same towards you, because one sided expectations can mentally destroy you."
-(via pizzurhut)

bubblenuggets:

weasleysweaters:

If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.

You should volunteer as tribute, you evil genius

danisnottouchingbutts:

i wish platonic kissing was a thing like “hey friend you’re feeling sad let’s makeout”

pupbutt:

why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better

tapdancers:

Do kids still do lemonade stands these days or do they go straight to dealing

"

Think about the first name you were ever called,
and then think how long it took until
you got called a pussy
or a slut,
or a bitch,
or a whore,
all of which are words that fall too close to ‘girl.’

Think about the first time you got called a ‘girl’
and they said it with a sneer.
Like it was a bad thing.

For a boy, it is the lowest degradation to get called a girl.
For a girl, it is the lowest degradation to get called a girl.

Remember, black widow spiders and female praying mantises eat their partners after intercourse.
Remember, it’s the lionesses who hunt.
They come back with bloody muzzles, dragging bloated carcasses as the alpha lion strides around with his mane puffing out.
Remember, it’s only the female mosquitoes who drink blood.
We’re the ones who do the necessary work, dirty our hands,
fuck or fight or both.
We’re often the smaller sex, which makes us a harder target
as we slink close and sink our teeth in.

Remember: we’re deadly.

You should be proud to be called a girl.

"
-Most Female Killers Use Poison (via dylanludwig)

unfollower:

i ordered pizza and i was like ‘hey sorry you have to work on thanksgiving’ to the delivery girl and she was like ‘i feel worse for the person ordering pizza on thanksgiving’ ouch

"Not everything happens for a reason. Sometimes life just sucks."
-Alexa Chung  (via silvike)

heislikefireburningthroughtime:

my mum just told me to “stop being so depressed all the time”

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